His nail polish removal efforts were rather efficient, thank you Pepper. He did spend his teenage years with his female cousin, after all, and there may have been a phase in that time frame that found him taking permanent markers to his nails on occasion. Let's not talk about that.

"He wouldn't have had a reason for the makeover if he had let me nap first." Bruce mutters, a little annoyed but he really wouldn't have expected any less from Tony. He should just be grateful the idiot hadn't drawn on his face with a marker. "But, yeah, aside from the trip I'm... good... mostly." As good as he can be when people all over the world are now fans of his other half. Which still weirds him out. It's made traveling as an American a little bit harder, if only because everyone wants to ask him about New York. Because obviously being American meant he had to have been there. At least he could honestly tell those people that he's from Ohio.